"Okay, pothead - you stand with your hands in your pockets. Mustache boy, you cross your arms and think about porno. I only want two of you to hold on to the giant pancake. Wait, what's that fireman doing there? Where's he going?"

I really like how happy the guy on the right is. I'm in a burning building and he's got a "Haha, I'm sure glad I'm not the one who has to jump down here" kind of looks on his face. If I survived, I'd first punch him, then kick the other two guys in the crotch for not helping. Then I'd give the woman a kiss. Just because. Then I'd kick the fireman's ass for having such a burnt-up, crappy thing to catch me with.